(..) You know what you... You know what you usually say at these moments. - What? What? - Come on, man. Oh, come on, you fucking moron. Come on. What, you want me to say it? I'm not a cop, all right? - I'm your fucking cousin. - You're bad. (..)

(..) (CHUCKLES) Well, Hazel Grace, like so many before you... and listen, I say this with the utmost of affection... you used your wish moronically. Okay, we've been through this. I was . Hush! lam in the midst of a grand soliloquy, here. You were young, (..)

(..) Lieutenant Dan! They gave you the Congressional Medal of Honour. Yes, sir. They surely did. They gave you, an imbecile, a moron who goes on television and makes a fool out of himself in front of the whole damn country, the Congressional Medal of Honour. Yes, sir. Well, that's just perfect! (..)