(..) -Oh, no. No. Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch. -What about the $ bar? -No, rice and caramel. -Nougat? Positive? -No. Please. You know they changed the name from $ bar to Hundred Grand? All I want is my cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired. (..)

(..) the crumb in the corner of your lip. Now, that is a cookie and we all know that Twix is the only candy bar... ...with the cookie crunch. That's a little nougat. Nougat? Please. I think I've reached a point in my life... ...where I can tell between nougat and cookie. (..)