(..) What, did you guys forget? lt's your turn to host the slumber party. Okay, you guys. What does it mean... when a guy is in a really bad relationship... and it's really obvious that he wants to be with you... but he just can't seem to break up with his girlfriend? lt means you're a total booty call. (..)

(..) -Wait a minute. There is definitely... something different about the two of you. Collagen. You little witch. How did you know? Duh, it's totally obvious. Your lips went from Cameron Diaz to Jay-Z. You got taller, too. We got our knees done. You can do that? -You should do that. (..)