(..) Get out. What happened to that famous chinese hospitality? Xiao-Mei called me. She said you threatened to send her back to china to work as a slave in a rice paddy. I... I may have mentioned deportation, but I didn't think she'd take it personally. Are you crazy? It was banter. (..)

(..) I can't wait for you to pop out that baby, Because when you do, I am putting you on the first plane back to Shanghal, And you're gonna be on all fours in a rice paddy before the epidural wears off! But you promised to get me apartment in Chinatown, so I can work for my friend in (..)