(..) Oh, no. Sorry. I don't want my Tegridy Bud put in those pussy sticks. Pussy sticks? Yeah, you know -- penis pen, wussy vape, lady joints. Not on my farm, no sirree. You got a problem with vaping?! It's cleaner and healthier than traditional smoking! (..)

(..) This is very you. Yeah. Yeah... she, er, she said you were cool with us doing... that. Yeah, I don't know why she... erm... where's my penis? Oh, it's on the wall over there. Second from the left. I should probably go and find Elaine. She doesn't like being left on her own so (..)

(..) to eat with your family. PETER: Hey, you must be Miss Judy. Ow, that's my wrist! That's my wrist, Miss Judy! Ow! Attention, Griffins. Someone drew a penis on my car. - Peter, I'm looking at you. - Couldn't have been me. I don't even know what penises look like 'cause I'm not gay. - Never even seen one. - You don't have a penis? I do, I just don't look at it 'cause I'm not gay. Now, if it was a vagina, I'd say you have your man. Seen a ton of those. (..)