The child is 'pigeon-toed'.
(..) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love... is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- Thank you. La-la-la-la...ohhh... I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, (..)1994 TvShow: Friends Title: The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate Season: 1 Episode 1