(..) but he don't sell no Yankee boys no truth. Something happened, right? It had to be based on some real incident. Are you, Jimmy Olsen, cub reporter for the Daily Asshole? - Grampa, watch your language. - I don't think you need to know. Better you leave here with your head still full (..)

(..) - Forget it, I'm going. - No, Bill, l... - You guys stay here. There's no sense in everyone getting drenched. TV reporter: Returning to the news, local authorities still have no lead in the mysterious disappearance of the five cheerleaders from Ruggsville. The girls were last seen (..)