(..) He's starting on the paper today. I'm giving him the City beat. Chief! That's my beat! Lois, Clark Kent may seem like just a mild-mannered reporter... ...but not only does he know how to treat his Chief with the proper respect... ...not only does he have a snappy, punchy prose style... (..)

(..) How do you spell "massacre"? M-a-s-s-a-c-r-e. Thanks. Golly, how come you get all the great stories? A good reporter doesn't get great stories. A good reporter makes them great. Chief, here's that story on the murder case. The way I see it, it's a headline on the front page with my picture-- (..)