(..) It's not really a mental institution. It's more like a depression clinic. She went out to Woodhaven and checked herself in. I'm sick over this. - Who told you this? - Her roommate. I've driven women to lesbianism before... ...but never to a mental institution. My friend Bob Sacamano (..)

(..) on the pasta while it's in the strainer. All the little squares have hardened red sauce in them. What's so funny? Oh, I don't know. Kramer dating your roommate, it's funny. It's a riot, Alice. When do you put the sauce on? Any other time. No, no, no. I like to strain the sauce. (..)