(..) This has nothing to do with my sperm count. You are wearing the boxers that we sent you, aren't you? Yes, Mommy. You know what happens to the samosas when you wear the tighty whities. Can we please stop talking about my testicles? - Sheldon, tell them what you did. - What did I do? (..)

(..) Is it just me or does web-chatting with your clothes on seem a little pointless? Rajesh, do you remember Lalita Gupta? The little fat girl that used to kick me in the samosas and call me untouchable? Yes. Well, now she's a dental student at USC... ...so we gave her your contact information. (..)