(..) if I had a pot belly? No. Pot bellies make a man... look either oafish or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass... but with a big perfectly round pot belly. (..)

(..) You were lookin' at yourself in the mirror... and you wish you had some pot? A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy. Well, you should be happy... 'cause you have one. Shut up, fatso! I don't have a pot. I have a bit of a tummy... (..)