When he staggered out of the bar, he was 'three sheets to the wind'.
We used 'sheets' to protect the furniture when we painted.
He slid between the 'sheets' and went to sleep.
(..) I'm an idiot. I'm not God. Don't ever respect anyone except your fucking self. Fucking babies. - Hey, Mom. - Hello, dear. I washed your sheets. - What's that? - Arthur's handkerchief. - You're doing his laundry? - It must have gotten mixed into my things. - That's gross. (..)2003 TvShow: Six Feet Under Title: Making Love Work Season: 3 Episode 6