When he staggered out of the bar, he was 'three sheets to the wind'.
We used 'sheets' to protect the furniture when we painted.
He slid between the 'sheets' and went to sleep.
(..) I missed two days of work for nothing, which means I'm gonna have to work forever. And now I'm getting a cold... so I don't have room in my head for your problems right now. Just have my sheets cleaned and the dog out... by the time I get home. My car has a boot on it! How the hell did my car (..)2005 In Her Shoes