When he staggered out of the bar, he was 'three sheets to the wind'.
We used 'sheets' to protect the furniture when we painted.
He slid between the 'sheets' and went to sleep.
(..) Hey. You got a description? Well, no, he wears a mask. A mask? Most of his victims... ...are suspects with serious rap sheets. They're calling him a vigilante. Okay, he's not a vigilante, he's an anarchist. Help me, somebody! Arrest me! Get me out of here. (..)2012 The Amazing Spider-Man