(..) All right, if you can drive as good as you can fix a road then you can win this race with your eyes shut. Now, get back out there! Hot snot, we are back in business! Guido! Luigi! You're goin' up against professional pit crews. - You're gonna have to be fast. - They will not know what bit them! (..)

(..) Yo, Wingo! Lane change, man. - Right back at ya! - Yeah! - Oops! I missed. - You going on vacation? - Oh, no, Snot Rod... - He's gonna blow! Ah... Ah... Ah-choo! Gesundheit! One should never drive while drowsy. - Uh! Ah! (..)