My life is a 'soap opera'. [=my life has a lot of dramatic events and problems like the ones that occur in soap operas]
The store sells many different brands of liquid/hand/antibacterial 'soaps'.
Make sure you use 'soap' and water to wash your hands.
(..) - Then do it. - Fine, I will. - Fine, you do it. - Fine, I'm doing it. Edward, don't! She'll make soap out of you. That's what she does. She makes soap out of people. Ma'am, my name is Edward Bloom... ...and there's some folks like to see your eye. (..)2003 Big Fish