My life is a 'soap opera'. [=my life has a lot of dramatic events and problems like the ones that occur in soap operas]
The store sells many different brands of liquid/hand/antibacterial 'soaps'.
Make sure you use 'soap' and water to wash your hands.
(..) Or a "Hi, honey. Lookin' good. How's the family?" You expect me to tell you you look good? Did they run out of soap down at the Piggly Wiggly since I left? They laugh at that up north or wherever it is you been? You knew where I was. And don't even pretend you spent (..)2002 Sweet Home Alabama