My life is a 'soap opera'. [=my life has a lot of dramatic events and problems like the ones that occur in soap operas]
The store sells many different brands of liquid/hand/antibacterial 'soaps'.
Make sure you use 'soap' and water to wash your hands.
(..) outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs. Hey, guys, what's up? I didn't know you worked here. Yeah, moderately priced soaps are my calling. - You shopping? - No, I'm just here with my boyfriend. Joking. Sometimes older people make jokes. (..)2004 Mean Girls