My life is a 'soap opera'. [=my life has a lot of dramatic events and problems like the ones that occur in soap operas]
The store sells many different brands of liquid/hand/antibacterial 'soaps'.
Make sure you use 'soap' and water to wash your hands.
(..) Good evening, Sherly, I see your boot maker is ill dear brother. As I detect that you've recently changed the brand of soap with which you shave. May I point out the chimney in the front room of Baker Street, Is to the need of a damn good sweeping out. Are you aware that the hackney carriage, (..)2011 Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows