My life is a 'soap opera'. [=my life has a lot of dramatic events and problems like the ones that occur in soap operas]
The store sells many different brands of liquid/hand/antibacterial 'soaps'.
Make sure you use 'soap' and water to wash your hands.
(..) Gonna go buy a pi'ata? I sure am. Xiao-Mei? Come on out! I have your lunch. Xiao-Mei, your favorite soap is on. There's a doctor fondling a patient on the operating table. You're missing it! Xiao-Mei? Xiao-Mei? (..)2006 TvShow: Desperate Housewives Title: Listen to the Rain on the Roof Season: 3 Episode 1