My life is a 'soap opera'. [=my life has a lot of dramatic events and problems like the ones that occur in soap operas]
The store sells many different brands of liquid/hand/antibacterial 'soaps'.
Make sure you use 'soap' and water to wash your hands.
(..) But there's a nun here and you're not allowed to sleep in your bed. Only on top of it. That's weird. I know, right? And when I got here they gave me these little... uh... Bars of hotel soap and no shampoo. But I think that I can borrow some. From other... white people... I love you so much! Okay. (..)2013 TvShow: Orange Is the New Black Title: I Wasn't Ready Season: 1 Episode 1