(..) She's a mother... ...without a baby. Please? You still want that baby? God bless you, Chandler Bing! Turns out this sweater is made for a woman. So why are you still wearing it? Because it's soft. Hey, so how was your date? Not so good. (..)

(..) - Okay, nothing with hair. And nothing with padlocks on it! Ross, look. Look, I know that some of this stuff is out there. But I mean, come on, look at this. Look at this sweater. I mean, this is just beautiful. Wow, this is really soft. Three hundred and fifty dollars? Down from . (..)