(..) Do what? Choosing a new laptop is an incredibly personal ritual. You have taken away weeks of agonizing thought, tedious research, sleepless nights filled with indecision. I j... Haven't I lost enough today? Well, the guy at the store said this one is great. (..)

(..) and emasculation, just like my mom used to make. So, how's it goin'? Good. Slow. There's a lot of tedious setup, but once we get through that it should go quicker. Is there anything we can do to help? You know what, (..)