(..) There's so much to do! There's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list. Captain, round up some guests! Fare-thee-well, ogre. Shrek, what are you doing? You're letting her get away. - Yeah? So what? - Shrek, there's something about heryou don't know. (..)

(..) No, no, it's perfect. Itjust needs a few homey touches. - Homey touches? Like what? - A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. You want me to read you a bedtime story? I will. Shrek, what are you doing? I just-- You know-- Oh, come on. I wasjust kidding. (..)