(..) Well, the next mornin', my uncle's just passed out... and he hears this knocking at the door. So he goes downstairs, fuckin' pulls the door open. "What?" Lt's the state trooper that pulled him over. Statie says, "Fuck you mean, 'What? ' You know what. I pulled you over last night is what, (..)

(..) Guess I have the floor now. Um, yeah, my Uncle Marty's drivin' home, right? Bombed out of his tree, right? Just hammered out of his gourd. Just wrecked! This state trooper, uh, sees him and pulls him over. So my uncle's fucked, basically. Got him out of the car, and tried to make him walk the line. (..)