Instead of trying to quit 'cold turkey', why don't you slowly decrease the amount that you smoke?
It's time to 'talk turkey' about the problems in our relationship.
I tried lots of ways to stop smoking, even 'cold turkey'.
(..) to my commitment, that... Fuck it. I promise not to touch this shit ever again. Okay. Let's play cold turkey. Hopefully, it still works. Wait... Looks like someone broke in. Be careful. What's that smell? (..)2013 Evil Dead