(..) - Shrek? You couldn't just go back to your swamp and leave well enough alone. - Now! - Pigs und blanket! Pinocchio! Get the wand! I see London! I see France! Whah! I'm a real boy! Ah! Ah! Aaahhh! Catch! (..)

(..) - I have a fairy godmother? - Shush, shush. Now, don't worry. I'm here to make it all better. With just a... # Wave of my magic wand Your troubles will soon be gone # With a flick of the wrist and just a flash You'll land a prince with a ton of cash # A high-priced dress made by mice no less (..)