(..) So? There are pitfalls. Trust me,I know. When it comes to sexual harassment law,I'm a bit of a self taught expert. Look,howard,if I were to ask leslie winkle out,it would just be for dinner. I'm not going to walk into the lab,ask her to strip naked and dance for me. Oh,then you're probably okay. (..)

(..) I don't know... olivia geiger. The dietician at the cafeteria with the limp and the lazy eye? Yeah. Oh,I don't think you have a shot there. I have noticed that leslie winkle recently started shaving her legs. Now given that winter is coming, one can only assume she's signaling sexual availability. (..)