(..) God! Man, if I sucked some guy's dick, I wouldn't be half as dramatic as you're being right now. You're a better man than I. You at least feel more worldly? Not at all. I think it had steam coming off of it. Should I just get you the Drano, then? If I knew I could gargle it, dude, without dying, (..)

(..) It's cheater's logic. Ever think about experimenting? With a dude? No. Think it makes you less... worldly or some shit? Why? Are you thinking about experimenting with a chick? No. I don't know, maybe. (..)