(..) dude, but it's really kick-ass! Everyone is very, very drunk and... Oh, and look, there's a girl taking her shirt off! That's my friend carol. Remind me-- I gotta introduce her to howard. Oh, sweet krishna, shake that rupee maker! I'm so sorry you (..)

(..) Merry Christmas. Yeah, Merry Christmas. Good luck with it. -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. We're from St. Maria's Lutheran Church out caroling. Are those folks home? Yes, they are. -Are they Jewish? -No. -Buddhist or anything? -No, none of that. (..)

(..) so I can stick it to that smug Martin Sherman. Who's Martin Sherman? Only my archrival. I thought your rival was that blond Christmas caroler. No, it's the Spanish teacher at his school. Well, C-Cam has lots of rivals, especially if you count (..)