(..) Point taken. It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off, after which we didn't want to rip our eyes out. The worst part was watching her carve that turkey. So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here? Excuse me? That woman in there is not going to have sex with you. (..)

(..) Drink. - Are you sure... - Drink! And don't talk about my mother and father ever, or I will carve your eyes from your head. My dear lady, if I have offended you, I apologize. My turn. Fine, fine. Ask away. (..)

(..) Not soldiers. Tomorrow, we'll batter down the gates of Troy. I'll build monuments on every island of Greece. I'll carve "Agamemnon" in the stone. Be careful, king of kings. First, you need the victory. Your men sacked the temple of Apollo, yes? You want gold? Take it. (..)