(..) I got to piss. Look, I'm not a fucking idiot, all right? It's the big man's wife. I'm gonna sit across from her... chew my food with my mouth closed... laugh at her fucking jokes, and that's it. Hey, my name's Paul, and this shit's between y'all. (..)

(..) I'll bet if there was some pussy up there on top of that obstacle, you could get up there. -Couldn't you?. -Sir, yes, sir. Your ass looks like about pounds of chewed bubble gum. Do you know that?. Sir, yes, sir. One for the commandant. One for the Corps. Get up there. Pull. (..)

(..) You know why we hate dogs? Because we wanna be dogs, we have dog complexes. But... But what are dogs do? Slubber, sleep, chase tails, chew shoes. You don't exactly need a master's degree. You know, most dogs living in a place like this. And uhm... Well, I don't know, (..)