(..) We should be so lucky. The guy is evil. No, he's just a crotchety old dude. Oh, really, Zee? When l was years old, l had a kite. Awesome kite. l could fly it so high you couldn't see it. One day, it crashed down. l followed the string and it ended right over there... ...across the street, right at the edge of his lawn. Did he take your kite? Yeah, he takes whatever lands on his lawn. But that's not the point. The point is, is that l saw him talking to his house... (..)

(..) a record. Now, I want you to contact NYPD for every all-points juvenile runaways in New York City. And don't forget the airports. He's been kiting checks all over the country. But why New York? The Yankees! He said something about the Yankees! (..)

(..) He's says he's not finished. That's what you think. Please... l like America. Fancy schmancy! What a cinch! Go fly a kite! Cat got your tongue! Cool beans! Betty Boop! What a dish! Betty Grable. Nice gams. l say can you see... l say can you see... (..)