(..) I can't remember a queen who was better loved than my granddaughter. The common people loved her. The nobles loved her. And what is left of her now? Ashes. Commoners, nobles, they're all (..)

(..) - Yes, you have! You were hoping to get a good night kiss. No, you know, I tell ya. I was hoping to get good-night laid. But I'll settle for like a good kiss, you know. - How very noble of you. - Thank you. No, I was, I was hopin' for a kiss. Well, I think we should just get it out of the way now. (..)

(..) - I had the hardest time finding this place. - No! No! Bad donkey! Bad! Down! No, Dad! It's all right. It's all right. He's with us. - He helped rescue me from the dragon. - That's me: the noble steed. Waiter! How 'bout a bowl for the steed? Oh, boy. - Um, Shrek? - Yeah? (..)