(..) covering the Surly Awards for Springfield Elementary School Radio, WSES. Ooh, here comes an audience member now. One guy in the In Memoriam reel was alive when it started! Don't forget your gift bag! It's just a coupon for a dollar off at the car wash, but if you don't have one, (..)

(..) Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time-- something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride-along and showed me (..)

(..) would be proud to-- Dr. Meade, I said Mrs. Charles Hamilton. She will not consider it, sir. Oh yes, I will. Choose your partners for the Virginia reel. We've sort of shocked the Confederacy. It's a bit like blockade-running, isn't it? It's worse. But I expect a very fancy profit out of it. (..)