(..) Now what do you want with this? It's called Needle. Oh, a blade with a name. And who were you hoping to skewer with Needle? Your sister? Do you know the first thing about sword fighting? Stick 'em with the pointy end. (..)

(..) "We're lannisters. Lannisters don't act like fools." But who would he tell? - My husband. - If he told the King, both our heads would be skewered on the city gates by now. Whatever Jon Arryn knew or didn't know, it died with him. And Robert will choose a new Hand of the King-- someone to do his job (..)

(..) # I can think of # # a lot worse places to be # # Like down in the street # # or down in the sewer # # Or even # # on the end of a skewer... # Oh, lovely... # Down on the beaches # # just look at all the peaches # # Down on the beaches... # # Down on the beaches # (..)