(..) about global warming or how to wear white pants to a cookout? We/I, that depends. Do you have a hot model in a bikini standing on an icecap? No. Ski slope. I'd still go with pants to a cookout. Yeah, me, too. How's your boy Parker? Still staring at trees? Two coffees. (..)

(..) My courage. Good. Well, that's good. You'll need it. I'll be waiting for you at the overlook, before... ...the slopes of Erebor. Keep the map and key safe. Do not enter that mountain without me. This is not the Greenwood of old. The very air of the forest is heavy with illusion. (..)

(..) "Hello, friend." That's lame. Maybe I should give you a name, but that's a slippery slope. You're only in my head. We have to remember that. Shit. It's actually happened, I'm talking to (..)