(..) But when l want to go to the cinema, they've vanished. lt's one of life's real cruelties. That's compared to, like, earthquakes in the Far East or testicular cancer, is it ? Oh, shit. ls that the time ? Thanks for all your help on the glasses thing. Oh, you're welcome. (..)

(..) She was a real peach. Thanks for coming, Al. Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch. Look at the Old Man glaring at Ashley. He can?t even tone it down at Mom?s funeral? What do you expect? Dad?s still living in the ?s. (..)

(..) and get more exercise. Hey, come on. - I'm in pain. - You wanna see pain? Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights. See the guys with testicular cancer. That's pain. I always wanted three kids... two boys and a girl. Mindy wanted two girls and a boy. We never could agree on anything. (..)