(..) No! Think about it! I just found out that my cabIe show... onIy reaches peopIe. Wanting to rock the world, but having zip power like me-- now, that's a nightmare. But you--Wow! I mean... MIA: What is so ''Wow''? Wow is having the power (..)

(..) in my garden for the rest of your life. Maybe you can just pay me. Yeah, very funny. What kind of job could I ever get? - Yeah you're right, nobody would ever hire you. Look I am just kidding zip... I mean. You can get a job. You can get a job everywhere. Like what? How about construction? - Me? (..)

(..) that this date kicks off a rather unpleasant six months of the two of you passing awkwardly in the hall, until one of you breaks down and moves to another zip code. You could've stopped at "it could go well. " If I could've,I would've. I mean,I'm a perfectly nice guy. (..)